In a brilliant feat of stupidity, I accidentally backed over a frozen snowbank and cracked the rear bumper. What do these things cost to replace?

I'm going to say from $500-$1200. Really depends on the shop. If they use oem or aftermarket bumber cover, and if they blend on the quarters.

That's unfortunate. I'll try and solder it up then or find a jobber. Not the end of the world.

Here's the damage.

You may be able to buy one online then get it painted. That is what we did with my car. In total cost about $500.

duct tape and neon zip ties. now you're a drifter.